Sometimes when the humans go out to "the grocery store", they bring back orange fruits in a red plastic net bag. I heard Julie call it "Yay Clementines". They love Yay Clementines, but the orange fruit parts are dumb, because they are large and difficult to eat. The best part of the Yay Clementines is the red plastic net bag, which Daddy and Papa Dad never want me to eat (probably because it is so delicious). But I like to chew on it and chew on it and chew on it and swallow it! And then I throw it up, which is not so fun, and then Papa Dad yells "Bad Cat!" because he is upset that all the deliciousness made me throw up. And then sometimes he hides the red plastic net bag, but I know where it is--he hides it in a bin that they call "The Garbage". That's where all the best, most delicious food is hidden.
I'm going to wait until all of the humans are out of the kitchen, and then I'm going to break into The Garbage and feast!
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Tip from Bad Dog: The humans like to line up tasty food-coated plates at exactly mouth-height in a place they call "The Dishwasher." The key is to be sitting there when they open "The Dishwasher" to put in more food-coated dishes. They howl and dance around with gratitude when you clean the plates for them.
ReplyDeleteI love the dishwasher! I slept in there once. Now everyone keeps it closed most of the time. Probably because they'd rather I sleep on their laptop computers or their heads.
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